Friday, April 29, 2005

Dating Quiz

Friday, April 29, 2005
Your dating personality profile:

Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. A staunch believer in individuality, you stand out from the crowd with your mum's clothes and brother's shoes. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.
Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule, like breathing. Or occasionally turning your body during sleep. Or eating extremely chunky chewy slabs of steak to exercise your jaws. You enjoy being active. In bed preferably.
Funny - You laugh often. At people. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. Just mercy. You don't take yourself too seriously. And neither does anyone else, most of the time. Especially your Boss.
Your date match profile:

Stylish - You cannot put up with someone who is lacking in style. You want an original, someone with flare, someone with good taste. Someone who thinks a beached whale is the sexiest momma in the history of mankind.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart. If he doesn't mind others laughing at him, he has won the left side of the bed.
Fragrant - Forget aphrodisiacal manly aroma and bushy afro body hair, you need a sweet-smelling match. Receiving perfumes of all brands interest you, and a scented man will offer the vanity and moolah you need.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Stylish
2. Athletic
3. Funny
4. Big-breasted
5. Freaky
6. Liberal
7. Intellectual
8. Religious
9. Hungry like the wolf
10. Mammal
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Stylish
2. Funny
3. Fragrant
4. Into bondage and biting
5. Moisturising
6. Filthily rich
7. Wears glasses
8. Cooks
9. Yummylicious
10. Obedient

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1 comments:

kīlauea said...

Eh.. this is totally wrong..
Flawed quiz...