Met a friend of a friend who's a cosmetic surgeon. No Christian Troy, but he sure knows how to take care of his appearance. Not sure about his marketing skills though.
"You know, Jess, you actually have the potential to be really beautiful!"
"Uh huh, I bet you say that to every woman you talk to."
"No, really. You only need VERY minimal pick-me-ups compared to many others."
"You just need to make your face sharper, nose smaller, eyebrows higher, double eyelids more prominent, eye bags disappear and lips fuller!"
"......"
"You know, Jess, you actually have the potential to be really beautiful!"
"Uh huh, I bet you say that to every woman you talk to."
"No, really. You only need VERY minimal pick-me-ups compared to many others."
"You just need to make your face sharper, nose smaller, eyebrows higher, double eyelids more prominent, eye bags disappear and lips fuller!"
"......"
Kids, be very, very careful what you choose as your internet nickname. You might just become it.
1 comments:
Awww Bi.. WHAT does he mean 'potential'?!?! Slap him for not being able to see past the exterior.
To quote Jean Kerr: "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
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