rain rain go away

It's pouring like a mother outside. I went to the back of the office for coffee and a piss with my arms protecting my head. The wind howled as the toilet cubicle door shook and moaned. The damp curtains damn near got stuck to the ceiling with them blown to a freaky 90 degrees. Dammit, the end of days must be near. How else can you explain such sci-fi twilight zone-ish phenomenon happening outside the telly? I eyed the toilet door opening and slamming shut in the wind warily. One-eye waist-high beings in silver spacesuit might just emerge. That or my big boss and our ex-art director (contributing to banging and shaking the toilet walls).

I've reinstalled The Sims and the whole expansion ching-bang into my home computer. And for the next few weeks, I won't need books, DVDs, friends, (work), or a boyfriend. Muahahaha. But I promise I'll put up the great food pictures from Melaka. Soon.