have a break, have a kit kat

Bummer. I'm at a bottleneck here. How do I sell aloe vera juice without saying I'm selling aloe vera juice? These kinda ads are especially challenging because of the restraints I've to keep in mind. Cannot make claims. Cannot use over-promising words. The ad's in black and white. Pah. So hard! My brain simple refuse to accept any information except "It's Friday!" and "I'm off to Melaka for chicken rice balls and satay celup tomorrow!". I totally deserve to have a break (insert Kit Kat lame jokes here). The invisible tension in the office is so heavy and heated I could carve an alphabet chart for kids with a butter knife. Being stuck in the middle of two feuding and scheming superiors is no fun.

A few nights ago I had a nightmare where I was stealing the office's pens from our administrative clerk's drawer and caught red-handed. What the hell? PENS?! I think I'm halfway to stress-dom. Why only halfway? Because real stress is when you wake up screaming and then realise you haven't fallen asleep yet. Oh yeah I'm close.

On a lighter note, I'm supposed to let my brother's car engine run a bit while he runs to Sweden (land of Ikea and meatballs?) and I found The Foodsters' Guide in the backseat. Apparently he managed to nab a free copy from one of the contributor (my little brother with non-existent social life has contacts!) or something. This book is definitely following me to Melaka. Too bad it doesn't come with a comprehensive street map on how to get to those yummylicious places.

On the road again...
Just can't wait to get on the road again...
The life I love is makin' music with my friends...
And I can't wait to get on the road again!