starlight cinema

Went to Starlight Cinema with KC. Ended up doing something hot and sticky that had our backs almost breaking and my panties very wet.

You try sitting for 3 hours straight without anything to recline and tell me your back wants to break or not. And the grass is so wet moisture seeped right through the mat into my jeans into my panties. And the Buffalo Wings we ordered from the on-site TGI Friday outlet sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Revenge of the Sith sucks. This is my reaction to Anakin huffing and puffing above the pristine Natalie Portman (although what she did in this show cannot be called acting - wait, it can - she was a frigid wax figure) and impregnating her with his lethal sperm. My best moment of the show was Anakin being burnt alive by molten lava. I could almost smell the crispiness of his legs. Yummm. But I don't understand why didn't he die earlier skateboarding over the lava. According to National Geographic, his skin should be steamed right off the meat and flapping in the wind from the heat. Obi Wan too. O Be One Two. Wahahahahaha *slap thigh* I'm so funny.