Last night I met a girl named Yoke,
She talked so fast my brain almost had a stroke.
How we hooked up is a total joke,
If you want to hear everything go buy me a coke.
Since I'm writing here's the synopsis:
We were born of the coupling of Digi and Maxis.
I laughed at her sms-es so much I almost pissed.
Our wit and humour definitely belong in the same axis.
Yoke came to my office for an interview.
I emailed her our location map because she's new.
She thanked me and I sms-ed her back, out of the blue.
(I seldom sms people first, mind you)
Alas, she proved to be more than I can chew.
How can I chew when I'm laughing so hard?
I can barely keep the bursts of guffaws apart.
Yoke is as tall as the coconut tree in my backyard.
And unlike me, she's not a tub of lard.
Everybody go visit Yoke's blog,
It's got something to do with a dancing frog.
Her amusing entries got me following them like a dog,
Yoke oh Yoke you rock my socks!
(Daaaaaamn I'm lame...)
She talked so fast my brain almost had a stroke.
How we hooked up is a total joke,
If you want to hear everything go buy me a coke.
Since I'm writing here's the synopsis:
We were born of the coupling of Digi and Maxis.
I laughed at her sms-es so much I almost pissed.
Our wit and humour definitely belong in the same axis.
Yoke came to my office for an interview.
I emailed her our location map because she's new.
She thanked me and I sms-ed her back, out of the blue.
(I seldom sms people first, mind you)
Alas, she proved to be more than I can chew.
How can I chew when I'm laughing so hard?
I can barely keep the bursts of guffaws apart.
Yoke is as tall as the coconut tree in my backyard.
And unlike me, she's not a tub of lard.
Everybody go visit Yoke's blog,
It's got something to do with a dancing frog.
Her amusing entries got me following them like a dog,
Yoke oh Yoke you rock my socks!
(Daaaaaamn I'm lame...)
1 comments:
My dear Jessey I'm really quite smitten,
That in honour of our meeting, a poem you've written.
Although I must say, it's completely outrageous,
That apart from tall and slim, you forgot I'm also gorgeous.
Though I spent 50 ringgit to get to your godforsaken agency,
You made it worthwhile with your wit, charm and courteous decency.
I'd do it all over again, if I may,
For indeed you were the highlight of my day.
Very soon I too shall blog about you,
I've just been busy but I've been meaning to,
I don't have home internet access, though it sounds improbable;
I know, at this time and age, it's rather unbelievable.
So please forgive me as I'll need some time,
At least I posted this comment in a little rhyme.
All I can say is, though I botched the interview,
Oh fuck it all, I got to know you!
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