My best friend aka blood sister from the 13-14 years old era is a mum now. Baby Louis is terribly adorable. So much so that I want to be impregnated too. Preferably by CSI Greg Sanders. But then Baby won't have cute Chinese eyes ya. They'll be azure (ya ya, blue is blue and not azure or cobalt or cerulean but it's MY baby and I can call the eye-colour anything I want so shuddup). Wait, darker shades is the dominant gene, so Baby might have hazel eyes after all. Uhh, wait... maybe not.
Damn you, Form Five Biology lessons. If you decide to elude my brains then pack your fatass and GO. Don't come back and haunt me in bits and pieces. I'll think that I know and then I don't and then I do and then... and my brains will combust then implode violently.
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