The undulating landscape of the tea plantation and the rolling clouds chasing each other across the vast blue sky. Lazy afternoon of nothing-to-do-ness sipping yummylicious pulled-tea (!!) and fluffy curry puffs.
I wish.
Rectification: Rowdy morning with sulking children and swarms of Middle East tourists asking me to take their pictures. Just because I took some scenery pictures within their perimeter. Hmm. But then I do have magic picture-taking hidden talents, I realized. Everything I took turned out nicer than the real deal. Hire me now and save up on Photoshop costs!
The food sucked.
Tasteless scones.
Over-sweet mini pies.
Unspicy curry puffs.
Rock hard chocolate mousse cake.
Rectification: Rowdy morning with sulking children and swarms of Middle East tourists asking me to take their pictures. Just because I took some scenery pictures within their perimeter. Hmm. But then I do have magic picture-taking hidden talents, I realized. Everything I took turned out nicer than the real deal. Hire me now and save up on Photoshop costs!
The food sucked.
Tasteless scones.
Over-sweet mini pies.
Unspicy curry puffs.
Rock hard chocolate mousse cake.
Expensive waste of tastebud and saliva enzyme chemical activity.
2 comments:
aren't scones supposed to be tasteless???
well, they could be nicely tasteless, but at least lemme taste flour or egg or whatever they put into one. tasteless like chalk dust tasteless ain't nice. like eating duster. cis!
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